I read a story about someone discovering that googlegooglegooglegoogle.com comes up with four different browsers on one page, each running independently, so I decided to check it out for myself. When it turned out to be true, I made my dad and my brother look it up as well. Not happy with having four browsers on the one page, my dad asked what would happen if we typed in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com into one of the mini browsers. The answer? Four MORE independent mini mini browsers come up within the mini browser within the page. Testing the limits of google reality, here I come. MLIA
Today, I was at school wearing my harry potter t-shirt. Then these girls who love twilight and wore the new moon t-shirt came up to me and gave me a dirty look. When they walked away, one of them stopped short came up to me and lifted up her bangs showing a Harry Potter scar underneath. She gave me a high five and said,” Im trying to take twilight down undercover.” Then she went back to her “friends”. This is for you undercover Harry Potter fan. This is for you. MLIA
Today, while in the bathroom at school I noticed that someone had written “Go Class of 2013!!” on one of the stalls. Under that someone else had written “Too bad the world ends in 2012.” Suckers. MLIA.
Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would do anything to find out if Bella picks Jacob or Edward, and that the suspense for the next movies to come out is killing them. I wonder if they know they can accomplish this and solve their problems by reading the books. MLIA.
Today, I was walking into my college’s student center when I noticed a blind student with a guide cane a few paces in front of me. A few seconds later a girl rudely pushed her way between the blind student & the friend he was walking with to get into the building. The blind student started walking faster behind the girl & proceeded to hit her feet with his guide cane tripping her up over & over again. He played it off like it was an accident & he was just trying to get around, but the grin on his face told me otherwise. MLIA
The other day I was at work and a guy came through my check lane. Out of habit I asked how he was doing and he said “good.” Then I realized that he was buying a box of tampons and a bar of chocolate. I think he lied. MLIA
Today, my seven-year-old niece came up to me and asked, “If we have Mother Nature and Mother Earth, does that make the universe a lesbian?” I didn’t know what to say. MLIA.
Today, I attended a co-worker’s wedding. A little boy who looked about 6 was coming down the aisle and he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side), put his hands up like claws, and roared. Step, step, ROAR, step step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying. When asked what he was doing, he sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.” MLIA
Today my boyfriend set up an account on a game site. He decided to be funny and set his password as “penis”. The message that popped up said “Sorry, your password isn’t long enough”. I laughed. He didn’t. MLIA.
Today while drinking a carton of grape juice I happened to look at the ingredients list the main ingredient: Apple Juice. my past 20 years of drinking grape juice was a lie. MLIA.
i <3 working life.
